Purcellville Resident Gets Unexpected Package: Pot

Santa Claus brought one Purcellville resident something she didn’t ask for when she opened a package and found that it contained marijuana.

According to the Purcellville Police Department, the homeowner was excitedly opening recently delivered packages to see that all the Christmas gifts she ordered had arrived on time. She was surprised to see that one package, with a different address but inadvertently left at her home, contained marijuana.

“This was not the stocking stuffer she had hoped to receive,” the Police Department reported.

The police were called, took possession of the drugs, and will be contacting the intended recipient, whose name, they report, now appears on Santa’s naughty list.

One thought on “Purcellville Resident Gets Unexpected Package: Pot

  • 2020-12-28 at 12:12 pm

    So she opened a package that wasn’t addressed to her?

    Good grief.

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